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onehatmadder:

sailorkalar:

dekutree:

acceptable pet names:

  • babe
  • baby
  • sweetie
  • cutie pie
  • darling
  • honey

unacceptable pet names:

  • boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
  • cthulu 
  • sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
  • Leslie
  • floor
  • 2% milk
  • Ella Fitzgerald


 

Totally calling my next boyfriend 2% milk.

I really wish someone would call me Sweet Devil  Prince XP

molly ranson is on facebook chat right now.

jose-el-conquistador:

i so want to message her and be like-

omg. I FUCKING LOVE YOU. AND I’VE BEEN A FAN OF YOURS SINCE YOU WERE IN AUGUST: OSAGE COUNTY. AND I LOVED YOUR PERFORMANCE IN JERUSALEM. BUT MOST OF ALL I LOVED YOU IN CARRIE, THE WORKSHOP CAST AND THE 2012 OFF-BROADWAY CAST.

but instead i will say nothing.

Just thought of something,

Who else learned what the Planets are ased on, 

My

Very

Educated

Mother

Just

Served

Us

Nine

Pizzas?

Well now that Pluto’s gone, what the fuck did she serves us?

 

avengerspls:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

OH MY GOD

(Source: rubywhiterabbit, via allmadhere-cody)

allmadhere-cody:

IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO ALWAYS THINKS THIS

(Source: theanderberrybest)

counterfeitwraith:

I just realised that in The Destruction, Carrie telekinetically makes Chris break her own neck.

What the hell, Carrie. What are you even doing. That’s nasty.

(via everythingtoaskfor)

ruthlessrodriguez:

They’re All Gonna Laugh at You!

This is AMAZING artwork! just fantastic

ruthlessrodriguez:

They’re All Gonna Laugh at You!

This is AMAZING artwork! just fantastic

stormswecannotweather:

I can’t breathe, I’m laughing so hard

stormswecannotweather:

I can’t breathe, I’m laughing so hard

(via onehatmadder)

onehatmadder:

raahrahlikeadungeondragon:

cloudforhire:

anthonyinidaho:

nakedtribute:

effiesgreenwig:

capitolwhore:

odair:

i’m actually terrified 

Just shat my pants

holy shat

satan

jfkdlsakcdskaljrpaslkjz NO.

The end is coming.

RUN.

HOLY SHIT! Devil stuff right there.

HOLY CHRIST IN HEAVEN WTF?!?!?!

(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass)

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