Connor Fitz blogs here... beware

letyoursoul:

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

WAIT IS THIS REAL BECAUSE I AM SENDING PROFESSIONAL EMAILS AS LOKI OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME!

(Source: princessblogonoke)

taytaymore:

eclectic69:

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Psh, they’re good even when you have a boyfriend. You can both enjoy them

taytaymore:

eclectic69:

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Psh, they’re good even when you have a boyfriend. You can both enjoy them

(Source: victoraugustus, via god-thats-good)

Elphaba: That's the girl he chose...and heaven knows...
Elphaba: I tried...don't let them in don't let them see...
Director: No, no wrong song! Let's just start the scene over!
Elphaba: Am I always starting over? In a brand new-
Director: No! You know what? Let's just take-
Elphaba: ME FOR WHAT I AMMM
The time hop Dinosaur was kind of an asshole to me….

The time hop Dinosaur was kind of an asshole to me….

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

I’ve got a freaky smile on while seeing all of these

(via princealmostcharming)

me: halloween is coming soon
mom: it's july
me:
me: halloween is coming soon

princealmostcharming:

squarecutorpearshape:

I think we all remember the moment we realized that there was a giant dick on the wolf’s costume.

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La Belle et La Bête: “Sauras tu m’aimer" by Yoann Freget

This looks beautiful! I wanna see it!

(Source: roseydoux, via princealmostcharming)