Connor Fitz blogs here... beware
(via brybry69)
acceptable pet names:
- babe
- baby
- sweetie
- cutie pie
- darling
- honey
unacceptable pet names:
- boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
- cthulu
- sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
- Leslie
- floor
- 2% milk
- Ella Fitzgerald
Totally calling my next boyfriend 2% milk.
I really wish someone would call me Sweet Devil Prince XP
i so want to message her and be like-
omg. I FUCKING LOVE YOU. AND I’VE BEEN A FAN OF YOURS SINCE YOU WERE IN AUGUST: OSAGE COUNTY. AND I LOVED YOUR PERFORMANCE IN JERUSALEM. BUT MOST OF ALL I LOVED YOU IN CARRIE, THE WORKSHOP CAST AND THE 2012 OFF-BROADWAY CAST.
but instead i will say nothing.
Who else learned what the Planets are ased on,
My
Very
Educated
Mother
Just
Served
Us
Nine
Pizzas?
Well now that Pluto’s gone, what the fuck did she serves us?
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
OH MY GOD
(Source: rubywhiterabbit, via allmadhere-cody)
I just realised that in The Destruction, Carrie telekinetically makes Chris break her own neck.
What the hell, Carrie. What are you even doing. That’s nasty.
(via everythingtoaskfor)
i’m actually terrified
Just shat my pants
holy shat
satan
jfkdlsakcdskaljrpaslkjz NO.
The end is coming.
RUN.
HOLY SHIT! Devil stuff right there.
HOLY CHRIST IN HEAVEN WTF?!?!?!
(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass)




